My no make-up rant

Ok, this is not what I created this blog for, but I'm going to start with a no make-up rant.

Why the fuck do women feel the need to wear make-up. I hate it. Almost every woman I know looks best with no or very minimal make-up. We're going to see what you look like eventually. We hate kissing layers of paint. You look like a clown. Stop it for god's sake! Ever kissed a girl who had too much make-up on? It's positively disgusting. Go outside, find something dusty, give it a lick. That's what it's like.

I'm starting this blog to vent some sexual frustration, but I just had to get that off my chest first.

This is one thing I really love about my girlfriend. She never wears make-up. Nothing. No mascara, no whatever you call any of those layers of paint, no eyeliner, no lipstick. Just herself. She uses loads of creams, sunblocks and moisturizers so her skin looks pretty good naturally, but she never, ever violates it with make-up. And her skin tastes fantastic.

Next post will probably be some porn with a hottie wearing loads of make-up, but I won't notice because she'll look so hot :-)